girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine

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mad cause the guy i’m hooking up with is a fucking douchebag


i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh